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IT ALL ABOUT ME AND MY LIFE...!

A builder, hard worker, honest, with your feet planted squarely on the ground, you bring structure to the world. Your work requires a tangible finished product at completion. You are excellent at details and routine. Your economical and practical side make...s you a good accountant, efficiency expert, programmer. Analytical and organized, you bring order for others. It is possible that you could work in the field of law and order, as you can assume much responsibility and help to protect others. Your work has an earthly quality to it, and you are here to experience the world as a structured place.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

What Men Really Mean?

What Men Really Mean?

What Men Really Mean?
It's a guy thing.
Really means....There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

Can I help with dinner?
Really means....Why isn't it already on the table?

Uh huh, Sure, honey, or Yes, dear.
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

It would take too long to explain.
Really means...I have no idea how it works.

We're going to be late.
Really means....Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.

Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.
Really means....I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

That's interesting, dear.
Really means....Are you still talking?

It's a really good movie.
Really means....It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women.

That's women's work.
Really means....It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

You know how bad my memory is.
Really means.... I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses.
Really means.... The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.

Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal.
Really means.... I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt.

Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing.
Really means.... ...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I can't find it.
Really means.... It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

What did I do this time?
Really means.... What did you catch me at?

I heard you.
Really means.... I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.

You know I could never love anyone else.
Really means.... I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

You look terrific.
Really means.... Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.

I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are.
Really means.... No one will ever see us alive again.

We share the housework.
Really means.... I make the messes, she cleans them up!

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